SOS (Save our Shitheads) [Text]

[be_acknowledged]

[What a way to break in this stupid thing.]

HELP

A BUNCH OF WEIRDOES GRABBED US AND WE'RE LOCKED UP IN SOME WEIRD PLACE

THEY"RE GONNA TRY TO DISSECT US BECAUSE THEY THINK WE'RE SOME SORT OF WEIRD ALIENS WHO LOOK ALIKE

I WANT TO KEEP MY INTERNAL ORGANS INTACT WAIT I'M NOT THE MAIN ISSUE HERE

THEY'RE REALLY INTERESTED IN JYUSHIMATSU BECAUSE HE'S

[...is there really a word for it?]

JYUSHIMATSU

SOMEBODY GET US OUT OF HERE

[Nice, calm message there.]