SOS (Save our Shitheads) [Text]

[be_acknowledged]

[What a way to break in this stupid thing.]

HELP

A BUNCH OF WEIRDOES GRABBED US AND WE'RE LOCKED UP IN SOME WEIRD PLACE

THEY"RE GONNA TRY TO DISSECT US BECAUSE THEY THINK WE'RE SOME SORT OF WEIRD ALIENS WHO LOOK ALIKE

I WANT TO KEEP MY INTERNAL ORGANS INTACT WAIT I'M NOT THE MAIN ISSUE HERE

THEY'RE REALLY INTERESTED IN JYUSHIMATSU BECAUSE HE'S

[...is there really a word for it?]

JYUSHIMATSU

SOMEBODY GET US OUT OF HERE

[Nice, calm message there.]

Comments

[Text]

[fortunette]

What happened to Jyushimatsu?!

[be_acknowledged]

THEY PUT SOME SORT OF WEIRD CHIP IN HIM

AND THEY KEEP SCANNING HIM FOR STUFF

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR, WE'RE JUST HUMAN

[fortunette]

WHAT???? WHAT KIND OF--

THIS ISN'T A HORROR MOVIE WHAT ARE THESE CREEPS THINKING?

[be_acknowledged]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW, THEY'RE NUTS

I'M NOT EVEN IN THE SAME PLACE WITH HIM, THEY TOOK HIM SOME PLACE ELSE

AND

[It trails off for a bit, before a smaller, less capsy response.]

im a bad older brother

1/???

[fortunette]

No way you are totally not a bad bother!

A bad brother wouldn't worry like this!

2/???

[fortunette]

Wait you're his brother?!? I didn't know he had family up here!!!

3/4

[fortunette]

He must be so happy because he was feeling lonely! I'm so happy that his family showed up!

4/4

[fortunette]

WAIT BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT! WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP!??

[be_acknowledged]

im the only other one here

first time im the only oldest brother and i blow it

i thought id be better at it but im not

just please somebody help break him out at least

[fortunette]

Where are you two? Maybe I can do something?

[be_acknowledged]

im not sure

was out like a light and woke up here

its dark and creepy about like you'd expect and there's monsters in cages everywhere

i can't tell you more than that i'm sorry

[fortunette]

okayokayokay don't panic. Just don't panic! We'll get help!

JUST DONT PANIC!

[be_acknowledged]

IT'S REALLY HARD NOT TO PANIC WHEN YOU'RE CLEARLY PANICKING THROUGH THE TEXT SYSTEM

[fortunette]

I SAID YOU SHOULDNT PANIC, I DIDNT SAY I WASNT GOING TO PANIC

[be_acknowledged]

WHY DO YOU GET TO PANIC AND NOT ME

[fortunette]

BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO TO SAVE YOU TWO BUT I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING

[Text]

[felinefine]

Wait.

Did you go on the planet???

[be_acknowledged]

I TRIED TO GET HIM TO GO BACK INSIDE BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME

AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED

[felinefine]

Do you have any idea where they took you? Like, what the scenery was like when they took you to that weird place?

And how long ago did they take you guys?

[be_acknowledged]

NO IDEA WHERE I AM

WE WERE IN SOME SUPERMARKET OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY SHOWED UP

I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN

[felinefine]

You're going to be OK.

[ He believes in what he just typed. A little.... ]

Someone will come and rescue you. There's a police force and everything, right? So try not to worry. I bet a lot of people are already doing what they can, like passing along info. Things could be worse.

[be_acknowledged]

PROBABLY NOT MUCH WORSE

[zetahatsudo]

CHOROMATSU! [DAMNIT, HE FUCKING KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!] Don't worry, Karamatsu's here, we're going to break in and get you and Jyushimatsu out of there!

1/?

[be_acknowledged]

[Karamatsu-niisan is here?]

2/?

[be_acknowledged]

[Karamatsu nii-san is here!]

3/?

[be_acknowledged]

[Oh CRAP, Karamatsu-niisan is here!]

4/?

[be_acknowledged]

[Weh, Karamatsu-niisan is here!]

5/?

[be_acknowledged]

[...oh GOD, Karamatsu-niisan is here.]

6/6

[be_acknowledged]

[Okay fuck it, gift horses and all that.]

JUST HURRY

I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THEM WITH JYUSHIMATSU MUCH LONGER

That fucking range of emotions, god

[zetahatsudo]

Don't worry, we're going after you now! Stay safe!